Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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