Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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