I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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