i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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