i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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