i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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