Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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