Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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