Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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