If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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