I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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