Define "chronic" masturbator.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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