id be glad to
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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