apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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