hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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