tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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