How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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