True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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