I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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