Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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