Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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