big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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