Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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