But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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