Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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