whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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