North Korea, Best Korea!
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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