How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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