Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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