very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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