Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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