Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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