so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
