Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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