Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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