I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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