Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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