Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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