New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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