hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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