Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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