just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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