Small penises have feelings too.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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