I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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