I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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