Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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