yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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