talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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