Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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