He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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