then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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