This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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