I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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