I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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