Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
