I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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