How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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