just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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